People in Peckham like to do it large. And, so do their
dogs. A friend’s dog is known as Two-Balls Alfie because he’s only happy if
walking with two balls in his mouth. One winter morning as I crossed Peckham Rye I saw a woman scooping up her dog’s poo into a plastic bag. ‘Oh,’ I
said, ‘what a way to start the day.’ ‘Well,’ she said, ‘it warms your hands up.’
